Greetings all,
Thanks again for joining me on this week of imperfections. I pride myself on creating beautiful handmade products, using my skill for putting colours/ patterns/ prints together with decorating talent, alas there are plenty of fails along the way. My epic fails include a mix of faux decorating & hiding flaws.
See these wall stickers & cut out greeting cards?? They're hiding marks on the wall. Not sure what cheap paint they use on Army houses, but it's pretty friggen fragile - nothing like those Dulux Wash & Wear paint ads where children can throw muddy footballs & spaghetti bolagnaise at the walls, it all glides off with one wipe of a cloth held by a mum with a smug smile on her face & the paintwork is perfect again.
I give you the piecing-pants fail, say no more, we've all done it right??
I picked up this vintage children's desk for $10, bought an orbital sander & put in my all to remove the fugly lacquered-fairy-sticker-nightmare off. It's defeated me, i'll have to buy some paint stripper gel to complete the job, then decide what to do next, paint, stain, leave raw?? Maybe a Scandinavian look. I want to win this one.
I finally decorated my 3rd daughter's bedroom while she was on a sleepover last weekend & it's a secret forest theme - only the owls up the tree are a bit freaky at night!!?? Children's bedroom made spooky!!
Last Christmas i spent $100 on these papier mache reindeer, with all sorts of visions of spraying them gold or leaving them raw & adding a red ribbon, oh i know, a raffia bow. I could use as props on my Christmas market stall - never happened. By the time i went to do something with them, some were broken/ children had drawn faces/ the dog had chewn off 3 legs (of 3 different reindeer). Argh, they have all since been recycled & my husband can say "i told you so" as he said "you'll never use them, they'll be in the bin by next Christmas". Christmas waste of money.
I love my hot pink Flamingo lights, no one else does, so they sit in a box waiting for the next wild party, only the children suggest i keep them for myself. Hmmm, party light fail, sad face.
My eldest lives in a bedroom conversion (half of my studio) in an effort to give each child their own bedroom . . . i bought her this cheap wardrobe & gave it a French makeover. Nothing fits in it, coat hangers, clothes, shoes, it's useless. Argh, wardrobe malfunction!!
Just couldn't resist rehashing this photo - from International Women's Day celebrated at Shop Handmade. Playing the sophisticated designer entertaining the fashionistas of Canberra, i managed to scoop some delicious dip, let it slide off my cracker & plop on my shoe!! Graceful?? Cocktail food fail!!
For actual decorating & creative success, check out Our Creative Space, i hope to be more worthy of their link list next week!! Love Posie
PS for those of you know who notice the time i post - they are scheduled so my husband can read them in Afghanistan before he goes to bed each night after a hard day at war. He actually likes to be the first to read them, bless him!!
